How To Be A Dancer in Seventy-two Thousand Easy Lessons

This event has ended

Gate Theatre, Saturday 24th September - Saturday 8th October

World Premiere

Following the success of MÁM and Swan Lake/Loch na hEala, Teaċ Daṁsa returns to the Dublin Theatre Festival with this intimate new co-production with the Gate Theatre.

A story of innocence and experience, sexuality and shame, humiliation and defiance, identity and nationality, endings and ancestry. Written and choreographed by Michael Keegan-Dolan, and performed with dancer Rachel Poirier, this world premiere presents the profound, accidental, ridiculous banality of lives lived and lives imagined.

Ce que j’ai fait, ce soir-là
Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir-là
Réalisant mon espoir
Je me lance vers la gloire, okay

– Psychokiller, D. Byrne, C. Frantz, T. Weymouth


Date:
Saturday 24th September - Saturday 8th October
Time:
7.30pm (matinee Sat 2.30pm)
Price:
From €15
Address:
Gate Theatre, Rotunda, Dublin 1, Ireland

Google Map of Gate Theatre, Rotunda, Dublin 1, Ireland

You might also like...

What's on

Dublin Gallery Weekend

Galleries across Dublin

DGW2026 presents a special series of exhibitions and events that showcase the creative and dynamic energy of Irish contemporary art, reinforcing Dublin’s cultural leadership on the European stage. From Thursday, 5 November to Sunday, 8 November 2026, the Contemporary Art Gallery Association (CAGA) and creative producers SoSimpatico will connect the country’s most exciting artists, galleries and cultural institutions to the public, the collector and the culturally curious alike through a four-day programme of ambitious exhibitions, public events, and cultural exchange. CAGA is the fou

What's on

International Dublin Tattoo Convention

RDS

The International Dublin Tattoo Convention is Ireland's premier annual celebration of tattoo culture, bringing over 250 top international and local artists together at the RDS Main Hall. It serves as a showcase for various tattoo styles, including traditional, blackwork, and photorealism, offering live tattooing, competitions, and entertainment for all attendees

What's on

Beta Festival

Various Locations

This year, Beta Festival explores how technology is reshaping how we sense, perceive and understand the world around us. Bringing together artists working across installation, performance, sound, games and digital media, the programme asks what happens when we de-centre the human perspective and begin to consider the intelligence of landscapes, plants, animals and machines. Through immersive experiences and participatory artworks, audiences are invited to encounter technologies as systems that shape our relationships with each other and with the environments we inhabit. From biofeedback a

What's on

Ireland Card Show – Winter Edition

InterContinental Dublin

Ireland Card Show is Ireland’s dedicated trading card and collectibles event, bringing together collectors, families, vendors and fans for a huge day celebrating the collecting hobby. The Winter Edition will feature Pokémon, sports cards, Yu-Gi-Oh!, One Piece, Magic: The Gathering and more, with a large selection of vendors, buying, selling and trading, rare cards and collectibles, professional card grading drop-off services, live stage activities, competitions and giveaways. Whether you're an experienced collector or completely new to the hobby, Ireland Card Show is a fun, welcoming

What's on

Pygmalion 26

Axis Ballymun

"What if My Fair Lady was set in Belfast... and the language at the centre of the story was Irish? Pygmalion 26 brings George Bernard Shaw's classic comedy into Belfast 2026, in a new Irish-language translation that puts a distinctly contemporary spin on one of theatre's most famous stories about class, language and identity. Just as Eliza Doolittle's accent determines how the world sees her inPygmalion (and its much-loved musical adaptationMy Fair Lady), Pygmalion 26 asks: who gets to claim Irish as their own? Set against the vibrant Irish-language culture of West Belfast, the show expl

What's on

Lemn Sissay – Let the Light Pour In

O'Reilly Theatre

Spend an evening with a master of the spoken word, BAFTA award-winning author, activist,performer and Sunday Times number one bestseller, Lemn Sissay OBE as he returns to the stage with this acclaimed show. Every morning for 10 years Lemn has written four lines and shares them on his socials with no explanation and no title. After catching the public’s attention, they have been transformed into murals, quoted in books, made into songs and even tattoos. He chose the best of them for Let the Light Pour In which became an instant Sunday Times Bestseller- and now a live show. With live rea

What's on

Love And Other Promises

Bewley's Cafe Theatre

LOVE AND OTHER PROMISES explores the complicated relationship between Rachel and Fiona, two women navigating co-parenting after an acrimonious breakup. When they find themselves spending time together again, old feelings and unresolved wounds begin to surface. As they grapple with betrayal, love, grief and the possibility of reconciliation, they must confront whether some relationships can ever be repaired – or whether letting go is sometimes the hardest act of love. From the writer of WHEN RACHEL MET FIONA, Colette Cullen brings Rachel and Fiona back to the stage in this raw, touching an

What's on

The Choir of Man

Bord Gáis Energy Theatre

Direct from the West End, the Olivier Award-nominated, worldwide smash hit comes to Dublin Welcome to THE CHOIR OF MAN, the best pub in the world… Come ready to drink in the excitement! Brimming with hits from artists such as Queen, Luther Vandross, Sia, Paul Simon, Adele, Guns & Roses, Avicii and Katy Perry to name but a few, this is a pub like no other! A wildly talented group of incredible instrumentalists, world-class wordsmiths, and sensational singers, this cast of nine (extra)ordinary guys serve it all... live! An uplifting celebration of community and friendship where everyone

What's on

Romeo & Juliet

Gaiety Theatre

When love & tragedy collide … Based on Shakespeare’s tale of the star-crossed lovers, Romeo & Juliet is one of the greatest love stories of all time. Against a backdrop of ancient feuds and gang warfare, the ill-fated young couple fall hopelessly in love, but their families are bitter enemies. In order to be together the two lovers must be prepared to risk everything. Against a backdrop of ancient feuds and gang warfare, two souls dare to love. Inspired by Shakespeare’s legendary tale of star-crossed lovers, Romeo & Juliet is a gripping story of passion, defiance, and fate. Rome